• 07 Nov 2009 /  Fun

    Earlier today, Kennedy was misspelled on The Guild’s page for Tinkerballa. No, I’m not somehow involved with Tinkerballa – the mention of Kennedy was no in reference to me. It was to Amy’s work with Jamie Kennedy, “Kicking it Old School”.

    I like to add some sort of pics to most posts – just cause pictures are good. I was going to post a screen shot of the misspelling (I know, lame, I just wanted caress my ego and see my own name – even if it is misspelled).

    However, theguild.com responded to my tweet announcing the misspelling, and correct the typo, before I could get a screen shot. The Guild’s awesome like.

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  • 05 Nov 2009 /  Maine

    So, Maine’s been a trending topic on twitter for most of the day, due to the law allowing gay marriage being repealed (53% to 47%). Well, that, medical marijuana made some steps forward. But it was mostly the gay thing. I’d like to take a moment to discuss my home state.

    It was stated in a New York Times article “The Maine vote was particularly discouraging for gay-rights groups because it took place in New England, the region that has been the most open to same-sex marriage”. So, the first off, Maine is not like the rest of the New England states. Yes, it’s cold, yes we have snow, and lobster, and a funny accent. But no, we’re not urban, and our remocrats are not your typical New England democrats. It’s not the same New England that you meet when you walk out of Logan Int’l.

    After leaving Maine, I found that quite a few people think that Maine is urban, because that’s what the rest of the north east is. In the north east, you’ve got New York, Boston, Newark, and even Philly, Baltimore and DC (yeah, they’re not New England per se, but on a photo of the US at night, they’re part of the same light-mass). Maine has no major city. The entire state has roughly the same population as San Diego (city proper, not metro). Maine has trees, lots of them, and little else. While Connecticut, Massachusetts, and Rhode Island are mostly urban or suburban, Maine is the Alaska of the east coast.

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    Up North, on the way to Limestone, Maine.

    Maine’s politics are also quite different. As a gross oversimplification, democrats generally love trees, hate guns, and live in urban areas. The Maine’s population is mostly liberal, but they hate trees, love guns, and don’t live in an urban area.

    When I say hate trees, I simply mean, they’re not “tree huggeres”.  Yes, they care about the environment, like anyone, but they’re not too worried about it. To anyone who lives in Maine who cares to dispute that, I say come visit California – the land of hybrid cars, use your own cloth shopping bags, recycling more than you throw away, and people who fear that trees are becoming endangered.

    Despite Maine’s democrat majority, both of it’s senators (Susan Collins and Olympia Snowe) are both republicans. Snowe, in particular, commands quite a bit of influence in the senate. Although  a republican, she tends to be a more liberal one, as she supports legalized abortion, gay rights, and even voted for last month’s Finance Committee’s health care bill.

    Generally when people think “republican” or “small town in the sticks”, they think of the other. The two notions are loosely connected in the American mentality. This is not the case in Maine; you’ve got a bunch of small-town folks, who love their guns and country music, and also the Democratic Party.

    Despite having grown up there, I personally find it very difficult to anticipate how the state will stand on any given issue.

    Owl's Head Light, Rockland Harbor

    Owl's Head Light, Rockland Harbor

    The shorline a few feet from the house I grew up in

    The shorline a few feet from the house I grew up in

    Lobster Fishing

    Lobster Fishing

    Eastern Harbor Landing, South Addison, also near where I grew up.

    Eastern Harbor Landing, South Addison, also near where I grew up.

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  • 04 Nov 2009 /  Fun

    So, I like Databases. I also like things that zoom and go fast. Best of both worlds: BMW Oracle Racing.

    Oracle’s teamed up with BMW to build this awesome boat, currently undergoing sea trials off the coast of San Diego.

    Sea Trials off San Diego

    BWM Oracle Racing 90

    She’s a 90 foot trimaran, capable of 2-2.5 times true wind speed (although some rumors have stated more).  NBC San Diego, in their report of the 3 November 09 broken mast, claimed that it is “The fastest sailing boat ever conceived”.

    Returning to San Diego

    Returning to San Diego

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  • 01 Nov 2009 /  Fun
    Please ignore the little star of light that makes this look like penguin-pumpkin-porn.<br/> I promise that was coincidental.

    Please ignore the strategically located little star of light that makes this look like penguin-pumpkin-porn. I promise that was coincidental. Otherwise, Happy Halloween!

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  • 31 Oct 2009 /  Humor

    In browsing indeed.com, I stumbled upon this job posting. It looked alright, until the last requirement. Judging by the capitalization, I’m guessing it’s also the most important one as well. No thanks, but I chuckled, for some reason.

    What you need for this position:
    - 3+years experience with the LAMP stack (PHP, Perl, Python) and Apache
    - Experience with Unix/Linux systems and Source Control
    - Experience connecting to databases and working closely with Systems Engineers
    - Solid understanding of Bash/Shell Scripting
    - Comfortable with MySQL5 (replication/cluster/large databases, stored procedures, views, and triggers)
    - MUST LIVE IN TIJUANA

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  • 27 Oct 2009 /  Humor

    “What?…….It works on my local”. A phrase all too common to so many developers.

    Find of the day(they’re all really part of the same site). Had to share.

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  • 26 Oct 2009 /  Books

    So, last night, RB and I started a blog called 16Bit, stuff every programmer should learn. Another friend got in on the action as an author, so the three of us are going to blog together! I just finished reading “Blogging Heroes”, which I wrote about a few days ago.

    The three of us started talking about blogging, and I said “Hey, either of you want this book?”. They did – but with them being graduate student and me having just been laid off, nobody has money for shipping and handling.

    I thought “Hey, I wonder if I just write a note on the book, if strangers will help get it there?”. That’s what I’ve done. I’m going to drop it off on the ground outside the door of a local library and see what happens. Who knows, perhaps I’ll never hear of the book again! But maybe it will make it all the way there.

    The note says

    Hi,

    My name is “Blogging Heroes”, and I’m a book about blogging. I’m trying to get from San Diego to the Break Room on the fourth floor of old main at Utah State University in Logan, UT.

    I have some friends waiting for me, and was wondering if you could help me get there? Even a little would help. Thanks! Just pick me up and move me a little in That Direction.

    Feel free to read me, or even take notes in me! I want to learn as much about my trip as possible.

    When I finally get home, I’ll make sure that my trip is told on bloggingheroes.orderinchaos.org

    THANKS!

    Blogging Heroes, with a note asking for help on it's journey taped to it's cover.

    Blogging Heroes, with a note asking for help on it's journey taped to it's cover.

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  • 26 Oct 2009 /  Technology

    Another late night up coding and playing with tech. So RB mentioned that he wanted to start a blog where he’d talk about stuff that “every programmer should know”, but that he wanted partner’s in crime.

    We got to talking, and messing around, and by early hours in the morning, a new blog was born; 16Bit: Stuff every programmer should learn.

    We’re both pretty excited about this blog, to see where is takes us and other people.

  • 23 Oct 2009 /  Technology

    RB im’ed me this today. This is just, awesome. One thing that I really like about this is that the term ‘hacker’ is well received. It’s not this shady, misunderstood, scary word.

    via campellbrown.blogs.cnn

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  • 23 Oct 2009 /  Technology

    I stayed up waay too late last night, working on a personal project – one in which I’m trying to learn PHP & MySQL

    MySqlFront

    MySqlFront is a nifty sql client that you can use to connect to your database. Hosmonter, my host, supports this. It’s a lot easier than going through phpMyAdmin. MySqlFront has a 30 free trial period, after which it’s $35.00. I’m still looking for an open source client. Oh, and Microsoft Sql Server Management Studio Express does not connect to MySql Databases. (I didn’t think it would, but hey, though I’d give it a go – and MS SSME is legally free – no trial period).

    Stored Procedures on Hostmonster

    Okay, this was a hangup last night. I think I must have spent at least two frustrating hours on this before stumbling upon a forum post somewhere.

    A Stored Procedure (Sproc) is one or more frequently executed sql commands. For more information on sprocs, please see the excellent post Ten Common Database Design Mistakes section on sprocs. Louis explains maintainability, encapsulation, security, and performance benefits.

    Anyway, so, my situation was that I could create and execute the sproc in MySqlFront, but could not execute it from my PHP page. After spending much time reading both MySql and PHP documentation, I stumbled upon a forum post that basically said “Hostmonsters’ response to my ticket: If you need to use stored procedures in MySQL, you’ll have to find hosting elsewhere.”

    Blast, there goes two hours of my time.

    FaceBox

    FaceBox is a nice looking modal javascript window framework. It’s intended to look very similar to FaceBook’s lightboxes. It uses the jQuery library, and is all available for download. The framework’s super easy to use; just out thie really brief tutorial.

    If you’re thinking “jQuery, I don’t know what that is – another technology I have to learn?”, don’t. It’s just a javascript library. No need to fret. Checkout jQuery’s Wikipedia page.

    Summary

    Yeah, so that was pretty much my last night. Not the most productive night, but progress is progress. :-)

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